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Best places to go on a first date.

 Extracts from The Lazy Sod's Guide to Sex << Click for more information

That First Date

Congratulations, you have managed to arrange a first date. Don’t blow it now. For a short time you must give the impression that you are reasonably normal. So make a big effort, take her somewhere nice and make her feel special.


Best Places to Take Her

Swimming with dolphins.

A Caribbean Cruise.

To the top of Everest.

A walk along the Great Wall of China.

The Pyramids.

The moon – or any small, secluded planet.


Worst Places to Take Her

Your wife’s flat.

Your wife’s funeral.


A sleazy strip joint (unless she works there).

To rob a bank.

A picnic at the local dump.

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