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Having sex in old age - simple advice.

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On special occasions like an anniversary it can be really exhilarating to rekindle that old spark with a sexy bath together. Set the scene by lighting scented candles and scattering rose petals across the water. To build up the excitement undress each other slowly and sensually Ė not too slowly of course as that water is already starting to cool. Now hobble over to the bath and begin the process of getting in. Lady first, raise the right leg and attempt to get it over the side of the bath Ė careful! that hip replacement cost a lot of money. Too difficult? Perhaps Sir can help. Ooops! Perhaps thatís not a good idea with his bad back. Lie on the floor for a few minutes and try to recover. Better still maybe a hot bath would help relieve the pain. Roll over, grip the side and pull yourself up. Splash! Well thatís one way of getting in. But you canít be very comfortable with your legs sticking up in the air. Perhaps madam can help you get into a less painful position. Whoosh! Well at least you are finally in there together. Itís just unfortunate that neither of you can move. Better press the panic button on your wrist strap and get the housekeeper to call the fire brigade. While you are waiting to be rescued make the most of the situation, enjoy the cold water chilling your bodies and the sensual aroma from the candles Ė after all it is your anniversary.

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