Signs of Decline
When in your prime you enjoyed an
exhilarating, hedonistic sex life and thought that you would always be an
irresistible sex machine. The decline in your sex drive will not have
happened suddenly. For some people the transformation may take several
months. The deterioration can start as young as eighteen or when you are as
old as twenty-five. It is thus quite likely that you are oblivious to the
demise of your libido.
There are however, subtle tell tale
signs - if any of the following are true then, sadly, you have reached the
first stage of decline.
You have cancelled your subscriptions to
all the porn magazines and now read “Stamp Mania.”
Those two-hour long exhilarating sex
sessions you once enjoyed now last a tedious two minutes.
Your weekends used to be spent romping
passionately in bed – now you fill them with antique fairs, gardening and
Whenever you have a dirty thought it is
accompanied by severe head pains.
You suspect that your partner is having an
affair and to be honest you feel rather relieved.